Conceived by Sean Halls & The Fellowship Β· Scored by Creatives Guide Us
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wo broke screenwriters haul a six-foot hand-blown sacred glass rig across the burning Mojave Desert in an overheating 1994 Dodge Econoline named Shadowfax.
Vishal (The Reluctant Ring-Bearer) and Drew (The Tolkien Berserker) believe they are riding into a high-minded Hollywood studio pitch for an authentic diaspora road saga titled Bhang Tour. But the studio executives smell stoner franchise gold, hear Bong Tour, lock the conference room doors, and try to carve up the script into focus-grouped slop.
βThe Bong can only preserve life, Vishal. It cannot extend it. If you sign away the rights for a franchise sequel, your creative soul will be cast into Mount Doom.ββ Baba Gandalfi, Desert Starsailor